May 2013
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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I sent Alyssa a video without any context of my flaring my nostrils repeatedly and she sent me one of her blowing raspberries and that’s how I know I’m in love.
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caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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Just helped translate between the rental car people and a Spanish couple so I got a free upgrade on my rental Wut Wut
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce:
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clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you’re the skeet skeet motherfucker
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
I started writing again
So there’s that.
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"
whatshouldwecallme:
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