Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
I sent Alyssa a video without any context of my flaring my nostrils repeatedly and she sent me one of her blowing raspberries and that’s how I know I’m in love.
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
Just helped translate between the rental car people and a Spanish couple so I got a free upgrade on my rental Wut Wut
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce: genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls you’re the skeet skeet motherfucker
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
I started writing again
So there’s that.
When someone asks "You gonna eat that?"